 | arrogant, selfish, self-centered, self-important, hippocrates who believe they own the whole fucking planet! |
| communter traffic |
| cellphones |
| drivers on cellphones |
| short, fat, gym-addicted dick heads |
| ex-boyfriends who lie and steal |
| fuck fuck fucking fuck! |
| this stupid website |
| you |
| AOL |
| SUV's and the people who drive them like sports cars |
| the neighbors fucking little dog from hell |
| halloween |
| condo associations |
| harry potter |
| no u-turn signs |
| not having a fucking car |
| television |
| spam and fuck fucking spammers |
| president bush |
| war |
| peace |
| complacency |
| honesty |
| you all |
| me |
| wildfires |
| san diego |
| unemployment |
| everything and everyone |
| being nice |
| being mean |
| grocery strikes |
| picket lines |
| the gym |
| frys electronics |
| ex-girlfriends |
| governer elect arnold schwartwhatever |
| gray davis several times and without lube |
| yahoo |
| microsoft |
| dumbass parents who don't actually do any "parenting" |
| whiners |
| fuckers |
| fucking |
| this line |
| smilies :( |
| firecrackers |
| smokers |
| cigarette smoke |
| loud fucking mariachi music blaring out of cheap ass, blown out, am radio speakers |
| ignorance |
| selfishness |
| barney |
| the power puff girls |
| the RIAA |
| people |
| 'em all |
| movie lines |
| yourself |
| parking meters |
| viagra |
| orange |
| madonna. She's over the hill and not worth listening to any longer. She needs to know this. |
| republicans |
| a duck |
| pointless websites |
| my opinion |
| being gay |
| being straight |
| being anything |
| money |
| politicians |
| hard |
| deep |
| sheep |
| zits |
| kazaa |
| musicmatch |
| till you can fuck no longer |
| impotence |
| new york |
| alabama |
| it while you can |
| your momma |
| 'n a |
| truck drivers |
| crack |
| white parties |
| drug addicts |
| pathetic little homo macho wannabies |
| the neighors bratty ass violent children and fuck the neighbor as well |
| sony |
| nature |
| 20 year olds |
| college |
| off |
| on |
| starbucks |
| being poor |
| carpool lanes |
| minivans |
| reality television |
| america |
| stupidity |
| email |
| being scared |
| this |
| it |
| around |
| -o-rama |
| melodrama |
| verizon wireless |
| ceiling fans |
| painting |
| yelling |
| rap music |
| so-called rap "artists" |
| google |
| intensity |
| love |
| gas prices |
| holiday greeting cards |
| all my relatives |
| this place |
| the NSA |
| science fiction |
| shoplifting |
| evil |
| social anxiety disorder |
| prozac |
| real life |
| small towns |
| being polite |
| music videos |
| hindsight |
| 1984 |
| search engine placement |
| porn |
| cat owners who don't keep their damn cats indoors |
| satellite radio |
| marketing |
| cnn\ |
| am radio |
| boring dates |
| being single |
| atm machines |
| baseball |
| professional athletes |
| that fat fuck shaq |
| kobe bryan. he did it. we all know it. just another rich black guy buying his way out of justice. |
| the press |
| this stupid fucking computer. I have computers |
| the v chip |
| stubbing my toe |
| harvard |
| south beach dumb assed muscle jocks |
| thieves |
| on the couuch |
| cable television |
| being bored |
| you suck' |
| vanilla coke |
| cats |
| stupid little punks in rice rockets thinkin that they're all that. Well, they ain't |
| animal cookies |
| yabba dabba do |
| and you're little dog too |
| idiots who use chalk at the gym |
| shaving |
| headaches |
| disney movies |
| my car |
| the atm |
| the matrix |
| GRE |
| FUCk the Math GREs! |
| going to the gym |
| dust |
| cleaning house |
| being tall |
| computer games |
| the holidays |
| the weather channel |
| iraq |
| lower back pain |
| him |
| waiting |
| chores |
| nothing to do and no money to do it with |
| pennies |
| Hewlett Packard |
| Patrick Howell. He's a lying two-faced bastard. |
| god damned pop-up, pop-under porn ads |
| MSN |
| the holidays |
| |
| the hissups |
| the hiccups (and fuck fucking typos as well) |
| macromedia |
| playstation |
| the Xbox |
| ! |
| weddings |
| michael jackson |
| being sick |
| people that say that there your friends |
| older men! |
| tony blair |
| v chip |
| the instant coffee warmy things that never fucking work. damn fuckin things. |
| little kids wako jako style |
| homonecrazooaphiliacs who fuck dead gay mooses all day long |
| ya mam |
| graham norton who njoyz collecting peaches from a moose farm while parachuting and being camp& gay |
| typos |
| shortys mam |
| all the 45 year old psyco bitches on prozac |
| Everyone that hates President Bush |
| arabs |
| message board TOS rules |
| Canada |
| christmas |
| shopping malls |
| short, fat mexicans |
| george bush |
| the GOP |
| BUSH |
| Republican fucking sleazy fat pin dick fucken cunt faggot retarded Bush voters |
| Texas |
| hot wheels |
| cigar smokers |
| Barney |
| me |
| not being able to make IE stop asking to install flash |
| da police |
| wallmart |
| holiday shopping |
| shoppers |
| christmas music |
| people who bring screaming, mewling, squirming children to a 3.5 hour movie and don't do anything to keep them quiet. |
| needy, self-obsessed americans |
| the stupid assholes who come to America and don't even have the courtesy to speak English |
| Matlock |
| assholes who go 25mph on the fucking freeways |
| Isaac, he really needs it. |
| static cling |
| that hole in the wall, or a really sexy looking sock. |
| relationships |
| FUCk drivers on cellphones |
| YOU, YOU FUCKING FLAMING CUNT |
| the creator of this website |
| fucking mam and san |
| Fuck yor momma |
| sony computer entertainment, fuck that whole fucking company |
| mam |
| Harry Potter |
| Google in the ass |
| soccer moms |
| soccer moms who think their kids can do no wrong |
| All OF CANADA and their Mad Cows |
| that chick from Friends |
| Paris Hilton |
| soccer Moms they need cock to |
| PRESIDENT BUSH |
| the Cop tha tgave me a ticket Christmas eve |
| the cancer in my body |
| em all lets blow up the WORLD |
| those fucking fuckers |
| bigitted niggers |
| asshole parents who won't shut their fucking kids up |
| fucking condo neighbors and their selfish arrogant crap attitudes |
| after christmas sales |
| walmart shoppers |
| it all |
| christmas tree recycling |
| new years |
| new years resolutions |
| winter |
| my life |
| sony playstation games |
| doing the dishes. Let'm rot! |
| ex boyfriends |
| feeling lethargic |
| not having any money |
| Bush!!! |
| shoulder pain |
| living pointlessly |
| me |
| FILE CANAL + |
| FUCk the matrix |
| fuck benzino |
| fuck racists |
| fuck paris hilton |
| fuck asshole cops that give out tickets to meet their quota |
| fuck being broke |
| writing 'fuck' in front of the phrase when i'm not supposed to |
| ignorance |
| terrorists |
| mama |
| john barch |
| ! It hurts when you bite your tongue. |
| moving |
| martha stewart |
| republicans |
| anyone named cruz |
| monster garage |
| pay per view |
| tivo |
| amazon.com |
| unemployment insurance |
| government |
| dealing with array sorting |
| house cleaning |
| homophobic dumbshit loud mouths who really just want to be fucked anyway |
| dead puppies |
| commercials in movie theaters (that really bugs the shit out of me) |
| starbucks |
| lactose intolerance |
| weight loss programs |
| mars |
| fig newtons |
| isaac newtons ;) |
| monster house |
| the discovery channel |
| short, fat mexican dumbfucks in big trucks. Could they be bigger losers? |
| uptight yuppies assholes who tailgate on freeway onramps |
| reality television. Seriously. |
| mtv - for inventing reality television. As if the world weren't stupid enough already. |
| over the name of god, in the name of god. |
| blame |
| irresponsibility |
| laziness |
| arrogance |
| skiers |
| home depot |
| public transportation |
| guys that says they love u n then b FUCKIN around w/others |
| yeah |
| being hungry |
| me swinging |
| me hard |
| anybody who supports George W Bush |
| dumbass conservatives who can't realize the consequences of their actions |
| George W Bush and his entire asshole family |
| FUCk cellphones |
| ex-boyfriends who lie and steal |
| the french |
| the country music channel |
| stupid people. They're everywhere! |
| that fuckin parrot my neighbors keep by their window |
| crooks |
| that fuckin irresistable urge to fuck |
| Howard Dean and his fucking dumb ass, socialist, anit-American flunkies |
| ass |
| itchy ass |
| republicans |
| Bin Laden |
| anyone who has not seen SCARFACE |
| Nazis in their gay asses |
| pop-ups |
| Kyle Steifal |
| gay sex with penis up the ass -blow job too |
| ELIOTT!!!! |
| penis |
| cock |
| bitter ex-boyfriends who just can't seem to GET OVER IT! |
| The Anti-American Saddam arming Osama funding lame fat assed small dick Republicans |
| STUPID PRESIDENT BUSH |
| DUMB moronic self-centred IGNORANT fox news watching rush limbaugh drug taking ann coulter listening dumb fucking REPUBLICANS |
| the Gay Old Party |
| fucking windows 98 |
| insomnia |
| webpage counters |
| being poor |
| Me |
| dead batteries |
| toshiba laptops |
| Republicans |
| anyone who is a Republican |
| Pallestine |
| lions |
| cats of any kind |
| computer |
| rainy days |
| driving on ice |
| hemerroids |
| diet soda |
| waiting |
| the south |
| the east |
| michael jackson. I mean, c'mon. The guy is a freak and we all know it. |
| jermaine jackson. He's an even bigger freak then his freak-ass brother. |
| Democrates |
| americans who think spain and mexico are the same country, spain is in europe assholes! |
| lesbians |
| dumbass jocks |
| 'm if they can't take a fucking joke |
| the lowest common denominator |
| geico |
| i'm bored! |
| that fucking bitch cunt of a bank teller |
| old people driving |
| self righteous smokers |
| smokers, period |
| the john henson project. He's about as funny as anal warts. |
| PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS |
| netscape |
| macs |
| the time i broke my neck and went to the hospitol and they gave me morphine, but dont fuck the morphine cuz it feels likr i am flying |
| these directions |
| breaking up |
| stupid people who think they're smart |
| ugly people whi think they're pretty |
| that fat mexican bitch at the gym who always wears a whole bottle of cheap perfume |
| the time it takes for the other shoe to drop |
| psycho bitch drivers |
| me, baby! |
| me hard |
| britney |
| I forgot my weed |
| thiago |
| dlzhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| free pics |
| trojans (both viruses and condoms) |
| linda the fat whore with fangs |
| bennifer |
| anyone who doesn't like "Family Guy" |
| yo mama |
| this |
| that |
| "Frasier" |
| "Friends" |
| soccer moms |
| people who talk Chinese right in front of you with another person, knowing you can't understand |
| saddam |
| osama |
| George W. Bush |
| your mom |
| you, you fucking fuck |
| bush |
| TAYLOR HINES |
| friends who fuck you over and steal your man |
| you |
| AFFIRMATIVE ACTION |
| Stanfurd |
| Stanford, and any of the arrogant motherfuckers who go there |
| you sister |
| groupie Asian Christians |
| Christians who think they're doing everyone a favor all the time |
| extremely white pasty gross girls |
| Michael Moore |
| all the dumbfucks who go to UCLA (aka the dumping ground for Cal rejects) and think it's the best school ever, because it's really not, it sucks in academics all around which is the BOTTOM LINE. |
| everyone who is anti-Cal |
| freaks who actually think what college you go to means anything to anyone but themselves |
| self-absorbed assholes |
| re-useable coffee filters. theyre a pain in the ass |
| hime improvement projects |
| ass pimples |
| cyber sex |
| , man. Why is everyone so fucking angry all the time? |
| Howard Dean and his pussy-ass screaming. Scream like a man, you fuck! |
| drama |
| the fucking republicans..dirty ass hypocritical son of a bitches |
| the police |
| swearing....nm fuck it |
| preachy christians... |
| biracial kids who think they're the shit |
| Paris Hilton (no, I'm serious. Literally.) |
| Nicole Richie (okay, not serious about that one, cuz that would just be gross.) |
| me |
| Republicans |
| confusing guys |
| guys who don't call |
| yourself |
| yourself (its fun) => |
| the piece-o-shit claremont colleges |
| people who don't respond to emails |
| sluts |
| people who never bathe |
| people who have/get 4.0 GPA's |
| email stalkers |
| people who think they deserve an answer to their email |
| people who believe that other people don't deserve responses to emails |
| those scheming Asians |
| Pamela Anderson |
| Rosie O'Donnell. That bitch. |
| you, you arrogant-self-centered-wonder-why-you-never-had-any-friends asshole |
| people who call other people arrogant and self-centered |
| Red Bull energy drinks |
| the tv show the simple life |
| Bennifer, hes prolly gay and shes prolly a lesbian and theyre just doin it all for PR |
| Iowa |
| Democrats |
| mean people =-) |
| hi |
| dogs and cats |
| Wellesley and anything within a 5 mile radius of it |
| calculus |
| fuckety fuckety fuck fuck |
| people who use the word "faggot" |
| the actor's studio |
| cheese |
| gas prices |
| cat owners |
| your television |
| rude fucking walmart shoppers |
| fucking censored WalMart CDs |
| assholes who fuck w/ other peoples feelings for their own entertainment |
| assholes who are unfeeling to begin with |
| dick cheney |
| windows xp |
| eMachines |
| condoms |
| confusion over who's FUCking who on this site |
| compact discs |
| who's fucking whom |
| warm melons |
| people that think this site is a porn search engine |
| queer eye for the straight guy |
| smokers |
| prostitution |
| adware and spyware. This crap is total bullshit |
| public education |
| jerry springer |
